ACAB For Cutie - EP

by Dog Park Dissidents

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1.
Pronouns 00:52
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, motherfucker!) Say the goddamn pronouns, motherfucker Say the goddamn pronouns Say the goddamn pronouns, motherfucker Or I’ll cut your eyes out There’s an expectation that you’ll respect If I’m he, she, they, or ze If you don’t say what I tell you to say Then I’ll kick in your fuckin’ teeth (Suck a motherfucking cock) My gender can be a bicycle If I fucking want it to be If you think that sounds ridiculous You can drink my fucking pee You invented a box to put people in Based on if they got a dick If you insist that this bullshit needs to exist Then I’ll do what I want with it What the fuck are your pronouns, motherfucker? Say your goddamn pronouns I don’t care if you’re cis, motherfucker Tell everyone your pronouns
2.
I don't give a shit about the rules That let us be who we wanna be Cause it don't mean fuck We're allowed to suck cock When the cops knock knock For probation fees that never were paid Those motherfuckers took away my friends Those motherfuckers caught us all on tape Cause we didn't have the cash And we couldn't pay the fash They can show up in a flash No we’ll never be free while they Givin’ our employers the control of our faces And gentrifyin’ away all our spaces Value our lives less than those of racists Put us in the hospital for complications Queer lib is class struggle Unless you're livin’ in an airtight bubble Seize the means on the double If you got the money, honey, you're in trouble Look out I don't care that the labor board Says it's A-OK to be gay When they shout, "get out" You don't got no clout They don't need a fuckin’ reason They can say whatever they gonna say I don’t care that the police Carry rainbows in our parades Cause they’ll be sent to take down all our flags As soon as their bosses want to put us in body bags Givin’ our employers the control of our faces And gentrifyin’ away all our spaces Value our lives less than those of racists Put us in the hospital for complications Queer lib is class struggle Unless you're livin’ in an airtight bubble Seize the means on the double If you got the money, honey, you're in trouble Look out We’re only free to be you and me to the degree Capital and the state consent We only live our lives and we can only thrive Within the boundaries they have set They’ll only leave us alone to do what they condone And only till they raise our rent We’re only free to be you and me to the degree Capital and the state consent Queer lib is class struggle Unless you're livin’ in an airtight bubble Seize the means on the double If you got the money, honey, you're in trouble Look out Queer lib is class struggle Unless you're livin’ in an airtight bubble Seize the means on the double If you got the money, honey, you're in trouble Look out Queer liberation is class struggle No money, no freedom Queer liberation is class struggle They can take it away until we make them pay Queer liberation is class struggle Queer liberation is class struggle Queer liberation is class struggle Till we’re free to be you and me without their consent
3.
Good Boy 03:56
Puppy, it’s fine if you have fears You know it’s okay if you need to shed tears No it’s not as bad as it seems to appear But your beautiful mind don’t always make that clear When livin’ in this world leaves you frightened Remember this trick to which you’re enlightened Curl your hands into balls and pretend they’re your paws And let your human thoughts and worries fade away It’s alright if you need When you’re scared, distraught, and insecure To come curl up in Alpha’s arms And he’ll remind you that You’re a good boy You’ve been oh, so good for me You’re the best I’ve ever seen I’ll sing you this song I’ll tell you day and night long Till you know you’re a good boy Pup, it's all right, I won't be mad You can show me that smile And lemme see that tail wag another day Soon as you are ready There's not a moment too late Take your time till you're okay When living in this world makes you uneasy I will be here to caress you sweetly And remind you that you're incredible When it gets loud in your head Just listen to this instead It’s alright if you need When you’re scared, distraught, and insecure To come curl up in Alpha’s arms And he’ll remind you that You’re a good boy You’ve been oh, so good for me You’re the best I’ve ever seen I’ll sing you this song I’ll tell you day and night long Till you know you’re a good boy When I used to hear "Just don't cry, it's all fine" "You don't have to be afraid" I would always feel Like there was something to be ashamed of And that's not right You can overcome your fears In your own time, there's no crime In crying till the feeling clears While I pet your head and call you mine You’ve been oh, so good for me You’re the best I’ve ever seen I’ll sing you this song I’ll tell you day and night long Till you know you’re a good boy Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Who’s a good boy? (You’re a good boy!)
4.
Bad Dog 03:57
Little devil, don't you see You could own these city streets if you were running with me No more cages and no more leash No, you gonna be the danger with just a gnash of your teeth I can hold the line and keep ‘em back while you make a break I can roar and I can growl in all these motherfuckers’ face I will keep you safe from the billy clubs, puppy, just run And I'll show you what to do You gotta stare ‘em down You gotta stand your ground Then you open your mouth and you bark out: “Don't assume I cannot take it rough, rough, rough I snarl back and I get tough, tough, tough Y'all'd be real mistaken Tryin’ to push me down and around anymore I'm a bad, bad dog No more precious puppy when I'm under attack I'll bite your face off if you fuck with my pack If y'all gon’ try to muzzle me Then I'mma take you down to the floor I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad dog” Sweet puppy, sharpen your claws Yeah, today you gotta use ‘em, cause you got just cause No you don't gon’ let no opportunity ever slip through your paws To get ‘em in your jaws Now you go for the jugular, and show no restraint Show ‘em you're the only one who gets control of your brain No more playing games, puppy they don't get to keep you in chains Show them pigs what you can do You gotta stare ‘em down You gotta stand your ground Then you open your mouth and you bark out: “Don't assume I cannot take it rough, rough, rough I snarl back and I get tough, tough, tough Y'all'd be real mistaken Tryin’ to push me down and around anymore I'm a bad, bad dog No more precious puppy when I'm under attack I'll bite your face off if you fuck with my pack If y'all gon’ try to muzzle me Then I'mma take you down to the floor I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad dog”
5.
There are only a few hundred individuals responsible for the overwhelming majority of greenhouse gases And one of them is Mama Ru She’s that empress with her fierce jeweled crown And she don't care if you call her a sellout Took your culture and she made it her brand That's how you play, it's just the law of the land But it was not enough for she To make it a commodity To turn your queerness into business And to sell your raison d'etre Bitch, she put on these nails To hydrofracture some shale You came to play, she came to slay Entire ecosystems, hunty Well she hasn’t made quite enough money Off the backs of fiercer queens So she'll dig down into the earth And poison the sky And she don't care if it cause an earthquake She’ll profit off a billion deaths That will occur over the coming decades Good luck after she fucks it up, queen She saw Paris is Burning, and she thought Why not the rest of the world? If she could monetize stopping it turning Well she would, and who cares if she should? So make a scene and stand out As long as you're not too loud She’s the acceptable volume At which you can be queer and proud Don't walk the trail that she blazed She’ll scorch the earth in her wake And bring 450ppm of CO₂ the runway Well she hasn’t made quite enough money Off the backs of fiercer queens So she'll dig down into the earth And poison the sky And she don't care if it cause an earthquake She’ll profit off a billion deaths That will occur over the coming decades Good luck after she fucks it up, queen 10, 10, 10 degrees Celsius across the globe Category is: “Ecocidal Crimes Against Humanity” Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Bring it to the guillotine Bring it to the guillotine Bring it to the guillotine, guillotine Gui- gui- gui- guillotine Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Yas queen, sashay to the guillotine Bring it to the guillotine, guillotine Gui- gui- gui- guillotine Well she’s settin’ this planet on fire And not metaphorically Cause she’ll dig down into the earth And poison the sky And she don't care if it cause an earthquake She’ll profit off a billion deaths That will occur over the coming decades Good luck after she fucks it up, queen She’ll plan to be dead and gone Before the kids who look up to her Have to clean up the mess that she made Good luck after she fucks it up, queen

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released June 11, 2021

Written by Zac Xeper and Jon Greco
"Good Boy" written by Zac Xeper, Jon Greco, and Joe Bove

Lead Vocals by Zac Xeper
Guitar and Backing Vocals by Jon Greco
Bass by Joe Bove
Drums by Mike Costa
Additional guitar on "Good Boy" by Joe Bove and Tom Colello
Drums on "RuPaul's Frack Race" programmed by Zac Xeper
Additional Gang Vocals on "Class Struggle" by Amanda Greco, Dana Box, and Joe Bove

Engineered by Jon Greco at Nerd Cave Recordings
Mixed and Mastered by Tom Colello

Album art by Dani Blum

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Dog Park Dissidents New Orleans, Louisiana

Dog Park Dissidents are a queer punk rock duo from New Orleans, LA and Long Island, NY, featuring Zac Xeper (he/they) and Jon Greco (he/him). They bend genres, genders, and decency, blending old-school anarchist punk energy with contemporary pop punk and flamboyant low camp. They are here, queer, doing crimes, and 🐶 am 🐶 puppy 🐶 ... more

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